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[bloodplays]

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shyly tiptoes in here ...

[wanderment]

astarion.

i have a question for you.

[ how is this happening? tadpole shenanigans? don't even worry about it. ]

actually i have several but the first one is important.

yells happily

[bloodplays]

presumably i have an answer for you.
what is it, my love?

🫣

[wanderment]

you appreciate my sharp nose for treasure and proclivity for grabbing everything in sight, yes?

[bloodplays]

darling, i appreciate your nose for how charmingly it compliments the rest of your face.
of course i have noticed your hoarding tendencies. it's incredibly economic of you. yes.

1/2

[wanderment]

oh, i

[ ??? how deal with compliments, she'll never get used to it. ]

that first part was meant metaphorically but that's.

thank you for that.

[wanderment]

anyway.

with that in mind.

you wouldn't adore me any less for letting my gold fever get the better of me... would you?

[bloodplays]

why do i feel as though i'm being set up for something, here?

1/2

[wanderment]

not

exactly.

[wanderment]

long story short:

i didn't see the rope trap.

[bloodplays]

( infinite pause for mean spirited laughter here )

oh, dear. a little mouse caught in a net then? my oh my.
gods i wish i could've seen that. are you opposed to a recreation?

[wanderment]

[ RUDE!!! ]

oh, that won't be necessary.

[ three guesses as to why. ]

[bloodplays]

darling. you aren't still trussed up, are you?

[wanderment]

[ there's a long, telling silence that threatens to go ever unbroken.

but then: ]










maybe.